Poems about Batman


№ 1186122

234: I Am Batman

I patrol in my backyard
Cruising im my pedal car
I can see the Joker
Well, it's really a toy clown
Locked safely away in the toy shed

I am looking for Two Face
A teddybear that my dog ripped
So my Mum sewed up his face
But now he is out there, free
I must track him down

I search for him in the kitchen
There I spot the Scarecrow
It is a puppet, long and thin
I must stop in my search now
So I can tackle with my foe

I put the Scarecrow behind bars
My search continues, relentless
I see Two Face hiding in the lounge
I now creep up, slowly behind him
I pounce, the battle is long, but I win

That scarred teddybear is put away
Where he won't harm anymore toys
My Batcave awaits, up in my bedroom
I am sleepy, my eyes are feeling tired
I am Batman, even I must sleep


Author: Chris Smith Dark Poet Soul
Date: 16/03/2020

№ 1152768


You are complex and quiet
You prefer to be alone
And you keep to yourself in a crowd full of people
You have a big heart
Yet whenever someone tries to love you romantically
You keep them at arms length
You don't speak a lot but when you do
You don't need to say a lot to get your point across
You have seen, tasted and felt evil
Yet you continue to choose to do the right thing
When I want to give up
You toughen me up
When I yell at you
You don't make a fuss
You let me be by myself to deal with my anger
Then get me off of my ass and teach me to channel it better
You see greatness in me that I cannot see with my own eyes
You tell me the raw truth
When everyone else lies
You don't think twice when I call you for help
You don't allow me to give up
You push me to be a better version of myself
If I want to cry you let me
But I better be running if I do
When I feel like I don't belong in this world
You don't make me feel inferior to you
Instead you stand me up
Look me in the face and remind me of my self worth
You encourage me to face my past
Even though it will hurt
Even with all of your demons you fight internally on a daily basis
You never hesitate to hold my hand
You made me the strong person I am today
You are my Batman


Author: Amanda Michelle Sanders
Date: 15/02/2020

№ 1125862

Mediocre (Batman to your Joker)

I know that you think I'm just mediocre
But I'd hoped I could be the Batman to your Joker
You've broken me down to make me feel like mud
Stained my life's skin when you spilled all its blood

I've sat by the clock of this world as it ticks
Simply waiting and fading as you make me sick
And I know I'm no hero, but I can pretend
I've nothing to offer but words from my pen

So why do I bother? I know I won't win
I don't have a clue where I'd even begin
So I just cut my spine out and gave it to you
When you planted it in the ground, what kind of plant grew?
I hope that you got to see something brand new
Something so strange, did your mind go askew?

It's fine if you think that I'm nothing but dirt
Your pathetic attempts to be cruel do not hurt
I'm stronger than coal that's been crushed into diamonds
I'm larger than mountains, there's no need to climb them

I've caught all the stars and I've swallowed the moon
I've danced with the sun and flown with stray balloons
I've cried tears of seas and I've swum with the sharks
Collecting the lights of life, creating the dark

batman,  joker,  mediocre.

Author: Arlo Disarray
Date: 21/01/2020

№ 1110401

Batman.. that moment when

That moment


You realize

Batman is a




A furry with anger issues

batman,  moment.

Author: Ranger
Date: 07/01/2020

№ 1067012


Shadow Walking
Hard Love
Broken Lover
Dark Knight
Deep Curious Eyes
Strong Willed
Hard Headed



Author: KitaRaizal
Date: 29/11/2019

№ 1034385

The Batman Of Doubt

Doubt is the lonely father of fear
Not a clad caped hero
Waiting to swoop in
And save the day
But a two faced killer clown
Wearing crappy crocs
With electric joy buzzer shocks
Sending surges through your veins
Sending urges that drive you insane
It may be in reason
It may be in season
But the summer heat
Can burn your feet
Under the fire of fire
Place you in stasis
As you wait to find were your space is
Letting others tell you were your place is
While they race to chase
A better life
Doubt can be better than blind
You just have to watch out
For the dangerous side of doubt
Turn detective to fix the defective
And Steer clear of the fear
That disparages hope and reason

batman,  doubt.

Author: Graff1980
Date: 30/10/2019

№ 1023536

Alfred to Batman

I value loyalty above all.

You stick by my side no matter what.

No matter good or bad, right or wrong.

Loyalty isn't agreeing with everything,
It is on your side, no matter what,
It is staying, knowing how wrong,
But believing one day would do right.

Loyalty is guidance, support and company
No judgements.

Like Alfred to Batman.

However, Alfreds are rare since the dawn of time,
I am grateful to have you,

But understanding betrayals.

No longer are you let into my heart.

alfred,  batman.

Author: redberries
Date: 20/10/2019

№ 972438

I Whupped Batman's Ass

Batman got on my nerves
He was running me amok
He ridiculed me calling me a bum

I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass

Batman thought he was bad
He was a fucking asshole in the first place
He got knocked to the floor

I wupped Batman's ass (5x)

Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor
I got back up and knocked him to the floor
He was being such a jackoff

I wupped Batman's ass (11x)


Author: Wesley Willis
Date: 04/09/2019