My ball always gets away from me Oh no, there it goes Down the stairs Past the rug Under the door Off the porch On it rolls without me Down the path Over the bridge Around the lake Across the lawn On the porch Under the door Up the stairs Down the hall Into my room My ball always gets away from me Oh no, there it goes again
ball.
Author: Lady Ravenhill
0
Date: 03/04/2020
1196055
I hit a ball through someone's window and I'm sorry, but can't apologize
I've come into this space Some THING Unwanted- A parasite Feeding off others' light. Just a taste, It's all I wanted, But a life without excess Is a life of waste. So I took it all, Just to see it fall Before me. I can't stand my being; My own face... My existence. I hew Circles Into ellipses Just because The trouble Amuses me- I have no Bearing of how it makes Others feel, And It proves me Not A poet.
Please kill with your lace gloves slick to tightened, Plaster your lips with a gentle smile, Homicide's just another ball room dance, You got to make a good impression. You got to sweep and rake them from their feet, Spin their breath across the room For all to see. Dance with an eloquent air, Cut with the demon's envy. It's just another party Of a masses blood and cheers, Champagne and of all respectable tears.
A rip in the door, a tip in the drawr, Philosophy or trigonometry, Epic failure, Filled with pens & paper clips, Minds to the matter, Key opening frogs, Toads totaling mirrors, Mane of Moroccan Curls, Sashaying across broad shoulders, And smooth hips, Laying on clouds, Because you can't afford to breath, On the ground, Tree topped eye lined, Eye lids, Shut.
GRAMPA THE SOFT BALL PLAYER ......by Jerry Howarth 5/26/16 Grampa is a legend in the softball world He was voted into the Softball Hall of Fame When ever Grampa was scheduled to pitch It broke the attendance record every game.
Grampa was a fast ball pitcher For the Perry Baptist church team. He was having fun, just messing around, But with every game Grampa picked up steam.
He began to experiment releasing the ball, Making it curve left & right, drop and rise, He even learned to make a slow pitch, Making it difficult for the batter's eyes
Grampa had a favorite trick he loved to play The crowd thought it was super great! The ball started out fast then changed slow How slow did it get Grampa? ” “So slow The batter swung three times before it crossed the plate.
Well Grampa's pitching became so well known The major leagues began competing with many others, Offering Grampa Millions of dollars.
Grampa developed a fast ball so fast that... How fast was it, Grampa Parson? ” It was so fast it was beyond measur'n.
Now Grampa had what he called his Roller coaster pitch that no one could ever hit It was such a crazy pitch, he had it patented So no one else could copy and use it
Grampa was now playing on a professional team, making over a million bucks a year, His agent made a deal for $20, 000 a game Every time he pitched a no hitter
Every game he played was a no hitter, Thanks to his patented pitch At $20, 000. 00 a game Grampa was getting really, really rich!
But back to Grama's special pitch, It was greatly irritating to every batter They were determined to knock that ball Right down Gramp's kooka-defrater
Hear the crowd yelling, whistling, and clapping Coming up to bat is the world home run king! Here it comes, that, fast, slow pitch The home run king gives three mighty swings.
Three strikes an yer out, the rules of the game It's the first time in the history of soft ball fast pitch, that a batter strikes out on Just one pitch
This poem cannot end without a mention About Grampa batting power That's right, Grampa hit a ball so hard, It sailed about a thousand miles or so It broke out a window in the Trump Tower. YEAH It did! And broke Donald's favorite champagne drinking glass.
Well this is enough humble bragging about When Grampa G. E. Parson was a Grandson And I hope the reading of this poem Was a lot of fun! -Grampa G. E. Parson
We are on this Colossal crystal ball Holds secrets Of this universe Its origin unknown Maybe it Carried life forms From all planets Multiple universes A microscopic replica Of the macroscopic universe Secret origins Our minds unable to investigate Visions not perceptive Lacks the depth Cannot read from the crystal ball History is concealed At its core Forces which created this Was aware not to reveal much The crystal ball narrates In its mystical waves Only for the select few In harmony, can decipher The mystery of the crystal ball Life will continue